Getting started

First off I just got to say that any blog on Japan that uses the word "archipalego" is written by a total fag....SHIT! I just used the dreaded "a" word. I guess what I am trying to say is people that use that word are copying shit out of a travel book. I am not going to do that. Mostly because I am too lazy and that stuff is so easy to find elsewhere. I hope to give you something new. If not new, then something different. If not different then at least I hope it is not boring. Who am I kidding. I will never post more than two posts on this blog being that I am a lazy sod. That reminds me of the Sex Pistols song. Speaking of sex, did you know that Japanese are the biggest perverts in the world? Well they are and thank god for that. I think they produce about 90% of all internet porn. Well at least the internet porn I look at. It is so hard to do any research on Japan on the internet without being sucked into yet another porn site filled with hot naked J-gals get nailed by some fat old dude. If you know anything about Japan, you know they blur out the genitals due to the fact that Japan is an archipalego...SHIT...due to the fact that they don't want to show their micro junk to the world. Crap, where was I...See it always goes back to PORN! Concentrate Quagmire.

Second off: Let me introduce myself. My name is Quagmire. I am 45 years old and live in Honolulu. I am divorced and going out with a great gal I like to call Lois. Here's a picture of me and my gal doing it. Giggity.

My ex-wife, who I would like to call "Cleveland's wife because she certainly isn't Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa", is Japanese and we lived in Tokyo together for three years in the mid 1990's. Since she was Japaense, I really didn't have to think much about how to get around in Japan. Now things are different. It's all on my shoulders to plan out this trip and show Lois that the Quag is the man. Let's talk about finding the cheapest airfare.

Third off: there is this thing called the "world wide web" where you can type things like "Cheap airfare to Japan" or "Midget Porn" on a site called "Google"....If you found this shitty blog you sure know how to search for an air ticket. BUT, which gets me thinking about how nice Japanese girls butts are, you may not know this: most of the airseats to Japan are controlled by Japanese travel wholesalers. They get the best prices due to the huge volume of seats they sell. SO, checkout your local Japanese travel agent or check out this site H.I.S. I live in Hawaii and our Sunday paper's travel section is full of ad's for cheap airfare to Japan. I bought my ticket from Panda Travel because they had an add for air and three nights hotel for $680 per person. Of course that special was sold out for the dates I wanted but they still had the best air onry (I am practicing my Japanese) rate on JAL. Did you know the JAL flight attendants on flights from Honolulu to Japan are from Thailand? Well they are and they are HOT! Shit now I want to google Thai porn. Concentrate Quagmire.